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DarkCrypt

I like Dogs. They're nice.
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  • Jan 17, 1982
  • Canada
  • Deviant for 18 years
  • He / Him
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My Bio
I hatched from an egg at the bottom of Lake Ontario.

Current Residence: All of them. All of the residences.
Favourite genre of music: Grunge duh-nuh-nuh-nuh
Favourite photographer: Peter Parker.
Favourite style of art: Comic.
Operating System: Coffee
MP3 player of choice: Mp3s suck...Vinyl rocks!
Shell of choice: Turtle. Definitely turtle.
Wallpaper of choice: The tasty Willy Wonka kind.
Skin of choice: Humannnnnnn!
Favourite cartoon character: Hand Banana
Personal Quote: "Is that a goat?"

Favourite Visual Artist
J. O'Barr/Todd Mcfarlane/Capullo/Madureira
Favourite Movies
The Big Lebowski
Favourite TV Shows
Black Mirror
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Nirvana, NiN, FlOyd, White Stripes
Favourite Books
God Is Not Great - Hitchens
Favourite Writers
Alan Moore/ J.O'Barr/Christopher Hitchens
Favourite Games
Skyrim. On weeeeed!
Favourite Gaming Platform
PC Master Race
Tools of the Trade
I'm a negative creep, and I'm stoned.
Other Interests
Guitar, drawing, freaky voodoo magic.
Ever feel like your future self is crouched just outside your bedroom window at night, secretly watching you from the darkness and just...plotting? ... ... ... ... ... Nah, me neither. ... ... .... ..... This concludes the Annual Journal Entry Extravaganza.
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Turns out all them old folks was right. You really don't notice just how fast time is moving until one day, 10/20/50 years later, that reality just smacks you in the balls as you're trying to gather the energy to masturbate to whatever weird-as-shit tentacle-and-bestiality porn you people find enticing these days. Jesus! Bunch of god damned sticky weirdos. It's a strange thing though, perception of time. I was conscious for it. I was aware the entire time, at least when I wasn't sleeping, yet...in retrospect, years can seem like weeks etc far easier than I ever use to think possible. And yes that sounds old as fuck, but cliches are usually
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So, my last journal was posted on 'something something 2010', and I'm sick of seeing it every time I pop in to ogle arts. As such...new journal time! Exciting. Now I just need something to talk about. ... Hrm. Something to... Talk... ... About. ... Hrm. ... What's that, you say? I should talk about any damn thing I want, as long as there's lots of ellipses? Okay. Don't have to get all bossy about it. Hmm. I still draw occasionally, but haven't bothered uploading anything because all I produce is random sketchbook doodles, all mashed together on the page to make efficient use of empty space. It ain't pretty, but efficient? Fuc
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Thanks for the favoritism
Belated thanks!
*Creeps in, scanning around to ensure that he's alone, and then takes out a zippo and lights this page on fire, knowing that pixels burn hotter than jet fuel and that the next dozen people who come here will be melted right quick*

Hah.
Melty.
:devil:
Happy Birthday DarkCrypt !! Party PARTY HARD Wish you all the best! Beer before Liquor; will get you sicker 
Thanks, Bud. One year closer to death! Woot!   PARTY HARD
Thanks a lot for the watch! :)